The Republic of The Guiseran Republic is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its frequent executions, enforced nudity, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working population of 428 million Guiserelles have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Welfare, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gati. The average income tax rate is 27.7%.

The powerhouse Guiseran Republician economy, worth 39.0 trillion GrBs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,111 GrBs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Mollycoddled youths run the country, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, and weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Guiseran Republic's national animal is the Latetian Panda, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Guiseran Republic is ranked 122,538^th in the world and 1,526^th in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,032.71 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.